Video Hatch: My Favorite Bachelorette

No more tempting blind jealousy with random flirting, or testing candidates’ ability to cry on demand: tomorrow night’s “The Bachelor” will feature a 29-year-old Sonoma winemaker taking his remaining 13 bachelorettes “on a truly out-of-the-box group date: Fly fishing!”  Can supermodels make extra-large waders fashionable?  Will fish-kissing dominate Facebook?  We can hardly stand the suspense.