In Praise of Neoprene Wine Coolers

Wine expert and “not very good” fly fisher Lorn Razzano decided that he might compensate for a lack of natural skills by preparing the perfect streamside snack. Suddenly, the repast is threatened by the splash of a fine Burgundy into the middle of the stream. “I was leaning over on the river when the unthinkable happened, my Burgundy, wrapped in a cool red neoprene jacket, flipped from my pack and dropped into the water. I stood there dumbfounded as the current bounced the bottle on the bottom of the river, downstream and out of my line of sight

.” In the Ashland, Oregon Daily Times.