Feather-Fondling In the New Economy

Clearly uninspired by the lecturers, Rick Methot suggests an economic fix in the form of free hogs, private stills, and seeds for hybrid tomatoes after a recent trip to the Harrisburg, Pennsylvania Fly Fishing Show. “During one seminar on the famed fly streams of the Keystone State, the lecturer nearly swooned while prattling on about the wonders of a five-inch brook trout and the ‘challenges’ of the low-crawl approach to trickle-water streams where fish might spawn on wet leaves. One wanted to shake the bloke and suggest he get a grip on himself.” In the Lebanon Daily News.