The Gift of Female Frenzy

Alex Heard has discovered that women behave like mad fish in a swarm of insects when he begins distributing his custom-made Christmas wreaths. “The trout gets yanked out of the water, patted on the belly, and released. I get hugged until my eyes bulge, patted on the head, and released. Though, sometimes, the woman chases me down and hugs me all over again.” Funny stuff. On Slate.