“Reprimanded on a Technicality”

Weekly Standard senior writer and humorist Matt Labash says that if his friends are going to make fun of him for throwing Wal-Mart issue Leland darts with pink and white heads, he’d just as soon fish alone. “When I fish alone, I don’t have to argue fishing theory, I can just catch fish. Of course, the same mates will throw a dumbbell-eyed Clouser without thinking twice, which is often made from the same material – lead and bucktail. So I’m basically getting reprimanded on a technicality.”