"Take That, You Fly Fishing Ninnies!"

Don Wirth, a senior writer for B.A.S.S. Times, takes aim at iambic pentameter and other poetic devices embraced by fly fishers with a few notable stanzas of his own, including “The pungent aroma of a can of potted meat that’s exploded in a hot storage locker of my bass boat.” On ESPN.com.