ITU Kepler22-b Fly-Fishing Expedition an “Awesome Success” Despite Tragedy

ITU’s Ganymede headquarters are abuzz this week with the triumphant return of “Team Earth,” the first interstellar fly-fishing expedition, just back from their exploration of the fishing opportunities on Kepler-22b, a water planet about 600 light years from our solar system.  Though their trip was cut short immediately after landing the first fish—affectionately dubbed “Izaak” by team members—ITU Executive Director LaBranche Hardy immediately pronounced the entire project an “awesome success.”

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