"14 Simple Rules For Fly-Fishing Success"

May 26, 2009 By: Marshall Cutchin

An uncredited writer (why do newspapers do this?) in the Payson, Arizona Roundup writes a hilarious, tongue-in-cheek set of suggestions for avoiding disaster while fly fishing. “Some experts recommend draining a stream before fishing. This will enable you to survey the bottom and locate any likely trout hiding places. Mark these spots with sturdy stakes before letting the water back into the stream.”