Sewer Trout: One-Upping the Brownliners

In an apparent late entry for April Fool’s Day, Kinston, North Carolina’s Jon Dawson reports on what may be the ultimate expression of wilderness-free fly fishing. “Sewer Trout Enterprises is doing everything they can to protect potential customers. ‘Obviously, if you’re going to go fishing in the middle of Vernon Avenue, you should take precautions,’ Runyon said. ‘We’ll be selling disposable fluorescent orange fishing suits for $99.95.'”