Straight From the Fish's Mouth

“Boldly Going Nowhere” is the title of Bret Burquest’s blog in the Salem, Arkansas News. Talking to fish, which Burquest claims to have done many times, fits right in with profiling of masonic Confederate generals and having a mom who is “part bobcat.” In addition to writing about cabals of secret societies, UFO cover-ups and the “falling” in falling in love, Burquest notes the following utterances from things that swim:
“Crappie in Medicine Lake, Minn. — ‘We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.'”
“Rainbow trout in Cut Bank, Mont. — ‘I believe in the 50-90 rule — even if there’s a 50 percent chance a fly fisherman will hook you, there’s a 90 percent chance he’ll throw you back.'”